Assembly on England in celebration of St. George’s Day

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Assembly on England in celebration of St. George’s Day

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Assembly on England – in celebration of St. George’s Day

Assembly on England – in celebration of St. George’s Day. What on earth could the queen of England, our narrator alias Beefeater/guard of the Tower of London and the Artful Dodger have in common? Read on to find out what ‘Twist’ turns the Artful Dodger into Sir Artful Dodger!

Cast size: 25 but easily adjusted up or down (as explained in Production Notes)

Duration: Around 20 minutes (depending on how much music is used)

The focus of this play is London. Time constraints (i.e. length of performance) meant I just touched on England’s history – events and people. I have addressed this ‘shortfall’ in the collection of guided reading script that will shortly be added, as a complementary resource to this assembly. I will also be writing additional assemblies/class plays on England and its heritage.

Assembly on England – in celebration of St. George’s Day Sample Text

(Enter Sir Winston Churchill, smoking a pipe)

Narrator:             Ah, Sir Winston Churchill! Thank goodness. You pulled us through that Second World War – can you help me deal with this group of .. of …  super-women?

Sir Winston Churchill:     What? This lot? Leave it to me!

Music 5 Who Do you Think You Are – Spice Girls

(Spice Girls sing and make threatening gestures toward Sir Winston Churchill, who cowers and runs off stage)

Narrator:             (Aside) Hmm. Time for a different kind of ‘Help!” (Turning to Spice Girls) Hey girls, here come the Beatles!

Spice Girls:          (Together) Beetles? Did someone say, beetles?

(All Spice Girls scream and run off stage)

Music 6 Help – Beatles

(Beatles stride on, singing Help!)

Narrator:             OK! That’s probably as much help as I need! Thank you, boys!

Beatles:                (Together) No probs!

(Exit Beatles)

Narrator:             So. Enough of this frivolity! Back to the serious stuff! Take my job at the Tower, for example

(Queen Elizabeth runs back onto stage, in state of total panic)

Narrator:             Your Majesty! Whatever is the matter? Don’t tell me you spilt your tea?

Queen Eliz:         (Gasping) Haven’t you heard?

Music 7 London Bridge is Falling Down

(Cast sings first verse)

Narrator:             But that was around one thousand years ago, Your Majesty! It has been rebuilt several times since then!

Queen Eliz:         No! No! It’s not that I’m worried about!

Narrator:             Oh no! Don’t tell me the Thames Barrier has failed?

Queen Eliz:         What? The world’s largest movable flood barrier? Of course not!

Narrator:             So. Has Buckingham Palace been burgled?

Music 8  They’re Changing Guards At Buckingham Palace

(Cast sings first verse, as two guards in uniform march up and down)

Queen Eliz:         What? With my fine guards to keep us safe? I don’t think so!

Narrator:             (Gasping) Don’t tell me St. Paul’s Cathedral has burnt to the ground again?

Queen Eliz:         (Sighing in exasperation) No. Our fire service has improved a little since that Great Fire of London!

Music 9 Time Pink Floyd (Chimes at beginning of track)

Narrator:             (Gasping) Don’t tell me Big Ben has got the time wrong?

Queen Eliz:         No!

Narrator:             (Gasping) Don’t tell me the Houses of Parliament have got blown up?

Queen Eliz:         No! It’s nowhere near November 5th!

Music 10 Money Pink Floyd (Just opening excerpt)

Narrator:             (Gasping) Don’t tell me the Bank of England has run out of money?

Queen Eliz:         No!

Narrator:             (Gasping) ….that the Royal Opera House has run out of singers?

Queen Eliz:         No!

Narrator:             (Gasping) ….that the London Eye has stopped turning?

Queen Eliz:         No!

Narrator:             (Gasping) ….that Madame Tussauds has come to life?

Queen Eliz:         No!

Narrator:             (Gasping) ….that Doctor Who has lost his TARDIS?

Queen Eliz:         No!

Narrator:             (Gasping) ….that Jamie Oliver has burnt … a school dinner?

Queen Eliz:         No!

Narrator:             (Throwing hands up in frustration) So, what does that leave us with? Got it! Nelson has fallen off his column?

Queen Eliz:         Of course not! Though Trafalgar Square certainly wouldn’t miss a few flattened pigeons!

Narrator:             (With irritation) I give up, then!

Queen Eliz:         Oh, don’t do that. Not when you’re getting warmer! Back to those pigeons …

Narrator:             Pigeons?

Queen Eliz:         Yes. Think large black crows ….

Narrator:             You’re not serious!  (Gasping and then gasping again) Please don’t say it’s my Ravens?

Queen Eliz:         I’m afraid so! They’ve disappeared! Now do see why I’m so upset?

Narrator:             Well, of course, Your Majesty. If the Ravens leave, then the Tower falls down

Queen Eliz:         And so does the monarchy!

(Narrator and Queen Elizabeth both sit, holding their heads)

Narrator & Queen Eliz:   (Together) We’re doomed! Doomed!

(Enter Artful Dodger)

Artful Dodger:   Hey! What’s going on here? I don’t remember picking your pockets!

Narrator:             Oh, it’s far worse than that!

Artful Dodger:   What? Has Eastenders ended?

Narrator:             (In irritation) No!

Artful Dodger:   Has Wimbledon been cancelled?

Queen Eliz:         No!

Artful Dodger:   (Gasping suddenly) Oh no! Don’t tell me we’re getting a summer this year?

Narrator & Queen Eliz:   (Together, in bewilderment) What?

Artful Dodger:   No rain, no coats, no pockets! What am I supposed to pick?

Music

 

  • 1. There’ll Always Be an England – sung by Dame Vera Lynn
  • 2. God Save the Queen – National Anthem
  • 3. Land of Hope and Glory
  • 4. Wannabe – Spice Girls
  • 5. Who do you think you are? – Spice Girls
  • 6. Help! – Beatles
  • 7. London Bridge is Falling Down
  • 8. They’re Changing Guards at Buckingham Palace
  • 9. Time – Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon)
  • 10. Money – Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon)
  • 11. Feed the Birds – from Mary Poppins
  • 12. Jerusalem

 

 

 

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