Halloween Howlers. These 30 Halloween jokes were written as an optional extra to my Halloween Assembly. The assembly is around 10 to 15 minutes, and, as I usually include a number of jokes in my plays, I thought it would be useful to have a bank of jokes from which to choose – and possibly add to the script to make it longer – distributing the jokes among the speakers (up to 30).
Here are a selection:
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
What is a skeleton’s favourite musical instrument? The Trombone.
What is a skeleton’s favourite food? Spare ribs.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sandwich.
What do you call two witches living together? Broom mates.
What is a witch teacher’s favourite lesson? Spelling.
Which is Dracula’s favourite building in New York? The Vampire State Building.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? A pain in the neck.
Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
Why did Dracula take cough medicine? To stop his coffin.
What kind of dog does Dracula have? A blood hound.
What do you think of these Dracula jokes? Fangtastic!
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt? Dead ends.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centres.