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Robots Assembly

Robots Assembly. When is a human not a human? When is a robot not a robot? Our unsuspecting Narrator is just about to find out the hard way! As are those androids – when having a sense of humour is not enough!

Cast size: 30 (easily adjustable up or down). Duration: around 20 minutes (depending on the amount of music used)

Robots Assembly Sample Text:

Group III:        (Together) How did you guess?

Narrator:         Oh, when you’ve been around children as long as I have, you come to know them pretty well.

Child 7:           But they’re human aren’t they?

Narrator:         Hmm. Now, there’s a question!

Child 8:           But, they laugh and cry, don’t they?

Child 9:           Weren’t we convincing enough?

Child 10:         We laughed at all the jokes

Child 11:         We even laughed in all the right places!

Child 12:         We cried during that soppy song

Child 13:         Real tears!

Child 14:         We showed all the emotions you humans go on about!

Child 15:         So where did we go wrong?

Child 1:           I think we can answer that.

Child 2:           No human child, with half a brain, would find those particular jokes funny!

Child 3:           Truly lame is what they were!

Child 4:           No human child would ever cry at that kind of music!

Child 5:           It was not our thing at all! All we wanted to do was block it out!