Chinese New Year Assembly
Chinese New Year Assembly. Who would have thought that 12 animals could be so different? But all they have connecting them is, after all, just one thing – Chinese astrology! Meet all 12 and make your own mind up whether you were born into the correct year!
Sheep: How kind! (Pauses) Ooh, I’m so sorry. Did I speak out of turn?
Pig: Not at all, sweet sheep! It’s nice to know I’m not the only peace-loving animal around here.
Rooster: Meaning precisely what, may I ask?
Ox: Meaning that some of you are far too quick to take offence! You should stay calm, like me!
Tiger: Whilst the rest of us die of boredom!
Dragon: Oh please! Enough of this common bickering! It really is so tiresome!
Monkey: I agree! Think of all the energy you are wasting, when you could be doing something productive – like inventing things?
Rat: Or solving problems – like, how are we going to get through the rest of this assembly without all of us falling out?